Walk Man

I'm speedwalkin' here!

New Yorkers walk fast.

Just look at the walk-signal guy.

Knees bent. Waist hinged. Mid-stride.

This is someone with things to do.

Gotta pick up his Lexapro prescription from CVS.

Meet Francesca from FB Marketplace for a “gently used” coffee table.

Host a funeral for the 6th plant he’s killed this month.

And make his 6:30 Hinge date at L'Artusi.

There’s no time for a hands-in-the-pockets stroll.

He’s only got six seconds left.