Madison Square Park is Evil

Madison Square Park may seem like a six-acre sanctuary of swaying trees and smooth jazz.

But there's something much more sinister going on.

A Shake Shack… next to a dog park.

The torture.

Every dog who enters the park is engulfed by fumes of 100% Angus beef sizzling under a blanket of creamy American cheese.

And they're supposed to just carry on?

Sniff a tree?

Chase a squirrel?

Fetch a tennis ball?

No butt will ever compare to a buttered potato bun.

How dare you, Madison Square Park.

How dare you.