Hole in the Wall

I wonder if rats talk about our apartments the way we talk about restaurants.

“This spot is incredible, it’s just hard to get into.”

“The earliest reservation they have is 2:30 AM.”

“It’s a prix fixe menu. Last time I had the moldy macaroni, popcorn kernels, and dry-aged pizza crust. Unreal.”

“The owner’s a total asshole, but the food’s to die for.”